LAUREN CONRAD GETS THREE BOOK DEAL. IT'S FICTION-NON-FICTION-FICTION

Lauren Conrad has signed a three-book deal with publisher HarperCollins to write a young adult fiction series.  Conrad, considered a visionary in many literary circles, is expected to break the rules and blend genres; think Truman Capote meets Gabriel Garcia Marquez. 

Or expect something shallow and vapid that could only come out of something that is her life.  "The behind-the scenes story of a young girl who moves to L.A. and unexpectedly becomes the star of a reality television show," according to a release.

The release goes onto state, "everyone wants something from her, and nothing is what it appears to be."  Compelling.

Lauren says of her series, the saccharine-titled L.A. Candy, “I’ve always loved books that I could lose myself in, ones that would transport me to another place, but had characters I could relate to.  I’m so excited to have this opportunity to write books like that for other readers.”

Yes, let's lose ourselves in the magical planet that is Los Angeles.  My imagination grows wild when I think about what that place could be like-oh wait.  I do know what it's all about.  It's on MTV every Monday night and it's called The Hills.  So basically she's selling us the screenplay from her reality show.  Give this girl a Nobel Prize! 

Coincidentally, we caught up with Lauren at another one of her little "projects" last night as she presented the Lauren Conrad Collection at Bloomingdales. 

At this rate, we're going to see Lauren Conrad get the bid for vice president in 2012.