EXCLUSIVE: BRODY JENNER IS A STAND UP GUY

I know the question you're asking yourselves, How can I order my own Brody Jenner karate action stance cardboard cut-out?

If you want to try and track this down, I'd try Kitson in Los Angeles;  last night reality star Brody Jenner launched his own line of jeans there.  The aptly titled "Brody Jenner Jeans" line will be sold exclusively at the trendy store. 

The jeans themselves are an interesting look, they're designed for men and yet they are flared and bedazzled.  Then there's the issue of the cut, those are some low rise pants...you can practically see his bum! 

This is an open call to any male that purchases and wears these jeans in public, I want pictures.  As much as I love Brody, I don't feel that I can validate this denim until I actually see them on a human body.