Paris Hilton pretty much spends her time flying around in private jets and making scenes in airports.  Today was no different when we spotted the heiress at Heathrow airport in London, with a film crew behind her.  Paris was most likely filming a segment for her bff show which is currently airing on MTV.  So, when do you think P will get knocked up by Benji Madden? That would make for some fantastic reality ("reality").

      

The economy's shit and we're all feeling it, even heiress Paris Hilton who walked away with only one shopping bag after hitting up a Beverly Hills boutique. 

Paris rolled up in a blue convertible, shiny blue dress and some serious bling.  Doesn't it make you feel good in these hard times to see someone (who works so hard) dripping in wealth; so uplifting!

P Hilt's new best friend show debuted on MTV last night.  Paris "sings" the show's theme song which has the line "All my life I've been waiting for someone I can trust, someone who will tell me the truth - even when it's the hard thing to say".  That is a beautiful dream.

       

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden, the little couple that could, arrived at LAX yesterday to a sea of photographers, fans and "citizen paparazzi".  It's kind of amusing to watch Paris make her way through security, then gallop away towards her gate.  Do you think Benji actually takes her seriously, or is he just along for the ride?

Paris Hilton is exhausting.  Check her out as she arrives at the airport (in her limo, of course) goes into the terminal to shop and then comes back out so she can get on a private jet!  Paris makes stops for mags, Mexican food and even picks up a copy of Baby Mama (does she know that Tina Fey called her a "piece of shit" on Howard Stern?)!

Sometimes Paris is kind of amusing and other times you just want sock her in the face.

How are these two still together?  Defying all odds, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden arrived in NYC yesterday afternoon; Good Charlotte had a show at Roseland.  What's our thoughts on this couple?  Preggers and/or ring by the end of year?  Double wedding with Nicole and Joel?

    

Is Paris Hilton getting on the bandwagon and going green with a pink bicycle? The heiress was spotted leaving Sport Chalet in Los Angeles yesterday where she bought herself a pink tennis racket and a pink beach cruiser, which she then loaded into the back of her SUV.

But picking up some new sports equipment wasn't Paris' only stop, she also loaded up at the grocery store.  I'd really love to know what she is going to do with all that food; I know she can't eat all that and I'm going to presume she doesn't cook.  Also, hasn't she got the memo that shopping bags are out?  It's all about totes Paris!  Honestly, do some trees a favor and stuff your giant Louis Vuitton full of corn flakes next time you go grocery shopping.

        

Paris Hilton has made a response video to the advertisement John McCain has put out using her image.  In the ad McCain compares Democratic nominee Barack Obama's fame to that of reality heiress Paris and pop wreck Britney Spears; the narrator says that yes his is famous, but is that enough to lead?  Well Paris naturally had something to say about about her involuntary involvement in politics, gladly accepting a leadership role but warning that she's "not from the olden days" and she is "not promising change."  Check out this hilarious clip below, courtesy of Funny or Die, and decide if you're going to be voting for President Paris at the 2008 elections, bitches!

Happy Independence Day blog fans!  July 4, is the day we set aside each year to commemorate when we won our independence from England way back in 1776, U-S-A!

But besides celebrating our freedom we can also celebrate the other things that make this country great, like celebrities.  What would our society be today with out Paris, LiLo, Brit Brit, Heidi and all the other reality whores, I mean uber talented stars? Shows like Gossip Girl and songs like Lollipop are woven into the fabric of this great nation. 

So tomorrow afternoon when you're snacking on a hot dog, popping open a PBR or watching the fireworks with a loved one, think about your favorite celeb...sure, "talent" may be a term to use loosely this day in age, but what the hell else would you do all day at work if you didn't have these fools to look at?!

There's something vapid and bird-like about this woman that just rings so familiar to me...could it be? Yes! It's Paris, giving us the most pathetic attempt at being media-shy shot ever.  We spotted P. Hiltz at Club Marquee in Manhattan before "sneaking" out the back door and then heading to Club 1 Oak until almost 5 a.m.  Seriously, is it even worth it to try and pretend you don't like your picture taken?  Just save your bony arms and put your bag down.

   

Paris Hilton seems to have found her inner peace; she drives a hybrid Tahoe, is drinking juice and walks serenely with a smile as she's mobbed by tons of paparazzi.  We spotted P. Hiltz making a stop at Jamba Juice in Beverly Hills yesterday.  Check out Paris as she merely laughs and waves as she makes her way through throngs of photographers, she must sippin' on one mellow smoothie!