Be prepared to have your mind blown by this video. Over the weekend we spotted Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt, Sharon Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne, Piers Morgan, Mel B and her husband Stephen Belafonte all having lunch together at the Ivy in Los Angeles. 

I am left with more questions than answers from this little luncheon.  There is the obvious question of what the hell all these people were talking about, seeing as they really have nothing to do with each other (well mostly what are Heidi and Spencer doing eating lunch with actual entertainers? Was it a "business lunch"?). 

Other issues that come to mind are in regards to Ozzy "Prince of Darkness" Osbourne's straw hat and Heidi's batting gloves...Los Angeles is a weird f-ing place.

Nicole Richie and poppa Lionel came out for the ASCAP (American Society of Composers, Authors and Publishers) Pop Awards last night.  Held at the Kodak Theater in Los Angeles, Lionel was honored with a "Golden Note" award for his longevity in the industry, while Fergie picked one up for her song "Big Girls Don't Cry."  Also in attendance were Natasha Bedingfield who donned a sea captain's hat (I approve) and Mel B with her hubby. 

     

We spotted Mel B. and hubby Stephen Belafonte max and relaxin in SoBe Miami.  Mel B. was sunning herself, drinking cocktails and even had a few cigs.  I think it's safe to say that we are all envious of this blog post!

Showing her face (or not) for the first time since losing Dancing With The Stars to Helio Castroneves, Mel B was led out of her LA mansion today completely (and we mean, completely) wrapped in a sheet. Little Angel Iris was wrapped in a matching sheet and ferried out by the nanny. Looks like mom ain't taking defeat too well. Don't worry Mel, we're sure the Spice Girls reunion will be a huge success!

Scary Spice Mel B had nothing to shout and dance about after she took runner-up spot on the hit US TV show, Dancing with the Stars, last night. It was predicted that Mel would claim this year's crown after a string of stunning performances in recent weeks. Hence, you could see the stunned look on her face when she realised she hadn't won. Never mind, Mel, at least now you can concentrate on the Spice Girls world tour.

Scary Spice Mel B was armed and dangerous for her latest appearance on hit TV show, Dancing With The Stars,  in Los Angeles. Mel has been high-kickin'  up a storm and maybe that's because she likes crackin' the whip to get what she wants. Don't mess with Mel, or she'll WHIP your ass!

We caught up with Spice Girl, Melanie Brown, taking a quick break from rehearsals for the Spice World Tour. And we must say, what with Dancing With The Star and practicing her moves for the new show, she certainly seems to be getting her figure back after the birth of daughter Angel Iris. That's GIRL POWER!

Spice Girls Victoria Beckham and Mel B arrived back home in England yesterday after enjoying a flight from LA together. The pair, who exited Heathrow Airport hand-in-hand, are getting ready for the Spice Girls reunion tour (can you wait?) which is causing a ticket-buying frenzy in Britain.

Spice Girl Mel B is following in the footsteps of fellow Brit Heather Mills and shakin' her booty on TV. Yes, Scary Spice is joining a list of washed-up celebs and struttin' her stuff on the new series of Dancing with the Stars which starts later next month. Should help her get rid of some of that baby weight if nothing else.

Mel B and her pitbull lawyer Gloria Allred declared all out war (again) on Eddie Murphy after an appearance on Larry King Live last night. And during the interview, Scary Spice revealed that the relationship with the man she now calls Beverly Hills Cock got so serious that they had each other's names tattooed on their bodies. No doubt they're both calling 1-800-tat-off right now!