Madonna showed off her ever-expanding resume last night as she premiered her directorial debut Filth and Wisdom at the Sunshine Theater in New York City last night.

The comedy stars Gypsy punk rocker Eugene Hutz (from the band Gogol Bordello) as a Ukrainian immigrant named A.K., who finances his rock star dream by moonlighting as a cross-dressing dominatrix.

The Filth and Wisdom premiere was the place to be last night with the likes of Jessica Alba, Ed Westwick, Taylor Momsen, Liev Schreiber, Naomi Watts and of course Leggings Lohan.

Everyone was dressed in their chicest New York apparel, with Madonna not being out done in a pair of heels that had guns for stems!  Click through the gallery to check Madonna's hottest premiere since Shanghai Surprise! 

              

It's finally happened; the greatest alliteration in Hollywood has come to fruition; Lindsay Lohan has launched her own line of leggings! 

We spotted LiLo leaving her hotel in Manhattan yesterday afternoon en route to her even at Henri Bendel.  The line, named "6126", is an honor Marilyn Monroe's birthday. “I named the collection after Marilyn Monroe’s birth
date, because to me she represents timeless, confident glam -­ and that is
 the voice of this brand," she says about the line. Right; that and she like being photographed topless, just like Lindsay!

Lindsay says the line is "pretty eclectic from gold zippers to leather detailing, to buttery soft cashmere.” And overpriced (she left that part out).

      

But which one's which?  We spotted Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson leaving Madison Square Garden in New York City after catching one of Madonna's concerts on the Sticky and Sweet Tour.

Lindsay has hinted that she will dress up as veep nominee Sarah Palin for Halloween.  Rubber masks of Palin's face have been flying off the shelves and in addition to LiLo as Sah Pah, Sam might dress up as Todd Palin!  I'm sure Todd Palin never imagined a life where he might be so famous, lesbian djs would pretend to be him for Halloween. 

Ugh, yeah. Like 'peace' or whatever.  Sam was supposed to meet me with my chai tea like an hour and a half a go and she is no where to be found. gawd my life SUCKS.

We spotted Lindsay Lohan in Los Angeles yesterday flashing us a really half-hearted peace sign.  LiLo needs to take some tips from Miley Cyrus in that department; you know, maybe actually feel grateful that people still want to take your picture!

Maybe Lindsay was cranked because she could tell she was going to get dissed later on.  According to People.com, LiLo and Sam Ro were turned away at the Snake Pit bar on Melrose last night. The reason?  They didn't have i.d., meanwhile Kirsten Dunst hung out with her friends inside (I'm sure grandma KiKi never gets carded any more).

      

Cuffed, light wash denim with an extra long fly; has Lindsay Lohan jumped in her time machine and gone back to 1992? We spotted the actress with her retro denim shopping at Jenni Kayne with girlfriend Samantha Ronson in Los Angeles yesterday.

Is it just me, or do LiLo's boobs seem way too big for her skinny frame? I'm not saying they're implants, but they do look abnormally large.

    

LiLo may have quit men but she definitely has not quit smoking!  We spotted Lindsay and Sam Ronson having a smoke in parking garage yesterday. The couple were headed to the Archlight theater in Los Angeles.

In related Lohan news, Lindsay's dad Michael has recently announced that he is looking to fight people for money (for charity).  Daddy Lohan stated that he will put "himself on auction to highest bidder to box three rounds in the annual Long Island Fight For Charity."  I wonder if Lindsay and Sam will hire some thugs to slug him in the ring!

        

So Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are officially a couple.  Lindsay finally admitted on-air to being with Sam for a "very long time" the other night which I guess is her indirect way of saying yes, I like girls and this is my girlfriend.

Now that they're "out" they're taking their love to the streets!  The power couple were spotted leaving a restaurant in Los Angeles last night surrounded by heavy security; everyone wants a piece of them!  Lindsay then jumped in the car with Sam and drove them away (so clearly Sam is the "man" in the relationship).  Do you think this will actually last, like adopt a child together last?  Or will LiLo be back with dudes by the end of the year??

      

Brace yourselves New York City, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson want to be a part of you, permanently. 

We spotted the couple in Los Angeles over the weekend with matching red hair but there are rumors that Lindsay wants to take up residence at the famous Dakota building.  According to News of the World, “Lindsay’s had her eye on the Dakota building for years. It’s an iconic building and she’s not bothered about complaints from residents. She plans to make it a hotbed for parties.”

I thought she was a sober lesbian now?  Sam Ro better keep that girl on lock down or you know she's going to be back to blow and boys.  Check back with INF Daily for the scandalous pictures and sordid details that are sure to follow in the wake of Lilo's Manhattan move!

       

Lindsay Lohan and her lover, Sam Ronson, were reunited in NYC last night...and they celebrated by heading out for a romantic meal together. Linds was all smiles as photographers snapped away. A bit different from the previous night when Lindsay lashed out at a pap who got a bit too close to her for comfort.

Lindsay Lohan don't take no shit from no one (even if that "no one" happens to be inanimate object)!!!

LiLo got into an altercation with a photographer outside the Bowery Hotel in New York City last night (the same hotel where JLo and Marc Anthony where partying) that resulted in the police being called to the seen.

According to TMZ, Lindsay tripped over a metal barricade that had been set up as she was going in.  According to their guy on the scene, Lindsay must have thought one of the paps tripped her -- because she turned around and punched a photog in the nose!

She was on the phone at the time and, after the punch, told whoever she was talking to, "Oh my God, I just hit a paparazzi."

So the cops showed up but no charges were pressed and Miss Lohan got off scot-free, although...isn't she still on some kind of probation?!