Jessica Alba
JESSICA AND HONOR GO GROCERY SHOPPING
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Aww, baby's first trip to the super market! We spotted Jessica Alba with her new daughter Honor Marie shopping for groceries in Los Angeles over the weekend.
Jessica had her trademark grumpy face and Honor had a bit of a pout herself, but that's probably because her cheeks are so chubby that its pushing her lips together!
Kudos to Jessica, she ended up with a really cute baby and on top of that got her old body back. Jessica's personal trainer told People, "She worked out an hour a day, five or six days a week, and stayed on a strict diet of about 1700 calories a day, losing 600 calories because of exercise." That sounds, um, fun. I think this is why she's grumpy, maybe if she didn't exercise all the time and had a sundae every once in a while she'd cheer up!
BREAKING NEWS: JESSICA ALBA SMILES
Submitted by Mary Beth on Wed, 2008-09-17 08:50.Could it be? Do my eyes deceive me or is Jessica Alba actually smiling?! We spotted the "actress" going to a friend's house in Los Angeles yesterday. Why do you think she's happy? Is she excited to see her friends? Is she glad to be a mom? OR is Jessica pumped because she fits into her skinny jeans again? I'm going with answer number three.
JESSICA ALBA TAKES HONOR MARIE FOR A WALK
Submitted by Mary Beth on Wed, 2008-09-10 08:30.Introducing Honor Marie Warren! Jessica Alba made an appearance in New York City yesterday with her new daughter Honor Marie. Not surprisingly, Grumpster barely cracked a smile, but she did let us get a peak at Honor. I think Honor looks more like her dad Cash rather than Jess, and hopefully for Honor she's inherit her dad's disposition too!
RARE SIGHTING: ALBA CRACKS A SMILE
Submitted by Mary Beth on Mon, 2008-07-14 16:55.Hath hell frozen over? Is that Jessica Alba looking joyful while lunching with husband Cash Warren? What does it take to make Grumpster smile? Granted, she just had a baby, but that probably isn't enough. Apparently the answer lies in bubble tea! I guess there must be a magical quality in the bobas that got Jess to turn that frown upside down.
IT'S A GIRL FOR JESSICA AND CASH
Submitted by Mary Beth on Mon, 2008-06-09 08:01.Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren now have a baby girl to add to their family. Honor Marie Warren was born on Saturday in Los Angeles. Congratulations to the new parents! Do you think this will put an end to the grumpy streak???
BREAKING NEWS: JESSICA ALBA AND CASH WARREN HAVE WED!
Submitted by Mary Beth on Tue, 2008-05-20 16:45.People.com has confirmed that Jessica Alba married her baby daddy Cash Warren yesterday. Further details are not yet available, however I'm sure that grumpster's Monday wedding ceremony was just a rip roarin' good time.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRUMPSTER!
Submitted by Mary Beth on Mon, 2008-04-28 16:25.
Jessica "Grumpster" Alba turns the big 2-7 today, so we made the preggers star a baby cake! Ha! Get it?! Yeah, she doesn't find it funny either, but in our defense, we really don't know what it would take to make this one crack a smile!
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Submitted by Mary Beth on Fri, 2008-04-11 10:33.
"Yeah, still not smiling...Why? Because I'm a serious actress now and I'm in deep thought and I don't have time to be happy...Excited cuz I'm pregnant?! Are you kidding me! I used to be a Maxim cover girl! THIS SUCKS!"
Or so I'd imagine a phone conversation with Jessica Alba would sound like. We spotted Crankster in Los Angeles yesterday simply glowing scowling.
GRUMPSTER HAS A BABY SHOWER
Submitted by Mary Beth on Mon, 2008-04-07 10:34.Cranky Pants Alba celebrated the upcoming birth of she and Cash Warren's new baby with a shower at the Ever After tea house in Los Angeles yesterday. Tons of stars Kim Kardashian showed up to help Jessica celebrate the new life; I'm guessing Kim did most of the celebrating for her. Jess is set to pop around late May/early June.

















