Make Way for Big Mama

Whoa! Christina looks like she's about to pop!  Mommy Xtina was spotted with her hubby Jordan Bratman in West Hollywood yesterday celebrating her 27th birthday.  Jordan was being a nice guy and trailing his wife with an umbrella to shield from the rain so her hooker clown make up wouldn't run.  Seriously girl, I dig you, but you need to tone that shit down sometimes; you're embarrassing the fetus.