Mmmm, jerky.  Or is it a corndog? Or a kebab?  Maybe a fudgesicle? Whatever it is, Jamie Lynn is goin' to town on that sucker!  We spotted Juno of the South with baby daddy Casey, chillin' on the back of an ATV; now that is good old fashioned fun!  Later on we caught Casey hosing down one of his sweet off-road whips. 

     

There's nuthin' like having your dad carry your drunk ass home at the end of the night, especially when you're 23-years-old!!!  We spotted Lily Allen slumped over her dad Keith's lap, leaving the party for his film How To Lose Friends And Alienate People in Cannes last night (which included guests like Harvey Weinstein and Simon Pegg).  Clearly the singer had way too much sun and way too much fun and needed her dad to carry her out of the party!  And while most of our dads would probably find this behavior less than charming, something tells me that old Keith has plenty of benders under his belt too (being in showbiz himself).  Click through the gallery to see the progression of Lily "life of the party " Allen to "omg, I'm gonna puke on my dad's knees" Lily!  Elegant.

        

If Richard Simmons is drinking the new Cranergy drink from Ocean Spray, then I definitely am.

Word on the street is...

Mike Tyson Is a Heavyweight Yet Again - Bauer-Griffin Online

Ellen and Portia Will Tie the Knot - Just Jared

Casey Aldridge Hoses Down the ATV - Pacific Coast News Online

Audrina Bikini Pics - Splash News Online

What happens when you take one rockstar and throw in his dad and soon-to-be father-in-law (who was a Baptist minister) ?! Two words, INSTANT. RAGER.  That's right, Pete, Pete Wentz Sr. and Papa Joe Simpson threw down at Mr. Chow in Los Angeles last night!  Who needs strippers when you've got egg rolls?! 
Check out Joe playing dumb when we spotted him early in NYC yesterday; he was "clueless" about any sort of wedding plans.  Well, we know that was bs as he asked the cab to bring him to the heliport and he then showed up for the bachelor party of the century later that night in Cali.  (Joe also managed to sidestep any questions about whether this will be a shotgun wedding.  Baby names? What?)
Make sure you click through the rest of the gallery to check out the boys gone wild!

    

The Fox network had its turn for upfronts last night, hosting their stars and advertisers at the Wallman Skating Rink at Central Park in New York City.  The casts from Bones, Prison Break and  'Til Death were all there along with Eliza Dushku who will star in the new Joss Whedon show Dollhouse and Joshua Jackson who will take the lead in the new J.J. Abram's sci-fi program Fringe. Fringe (plot courtesy of IMBD) centers around a female FBI agent who is forced to work with an institutionalized scientists in order to rationalize a brewing storm of unexplained phenomena.  The show will deal with current topics like mapping DNA of humans and animals alike to solve crimes.  I'm watching this solely based on how cute Joshua Jackson looks standing next to those cows!

                

INF presents you with these special, aerial shots of the Simpson family home in Encino, California where as you can see set up has already begun for the Ashlee and Pete's wedding.  It looks like there will be a couple of tents and one special tiny tent, where presumably they will be married under.  Check back for more updates on the boys' night out with Poppa Joe and Pete Sr.!

    

I know Christina has revamped her image, especially with being a mom and all, but there's something about her that's still looking kind of dirrrrty to me.  Maybe it's the commitment to the bleach blonde hair, or the bright pink lipstick (wtf is that?) or her ginormous boobs!  Yeah, we all know she's feeding the kid, but shouldn't being full of milk weigh you down? Those things are totally standing up on their own!  Well either way my guess is that Jordan ain't complainin'!

 

Tobey Maguire has one high flying baby! Tobey, his wife and their daughter Sweetheart enjoyed a sunny day at the park in Los Angeles yesterday.  The toddler enjoyed the sandbox, pushing a cart (oooh) and being playfully tossed in the air by dad; all in all sounds like a fun time!

      

Is Pete Wentz trying for some star sightings?  We spotted the soon-to-be Mr. Ashlee Simpson stopping for gas in Los Angeles yesterday while checking out a 'map to the stars'.  It seems pretty certain that the couple will wed this weekend, however they're keeping their plans top secret! 

    

Nylon magazine threw a bash for all the coolest kids last night at their Young Hollywood party at Amalia restaurant in New York.  Blake and Leighton (who just recently graced the Nylon cover) were there with the rest of the Gossip Girl gang, along with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Zachary Levi from Chuck.  Fancy schmancy party in NYC-I swear sometimes these events practically look like a scene straight from the show!